| 1. | Chimp | Chip Caray, the inept and excitable grandson of Harry Caray, given the job of Cubs TV play-by-play announcer. |
| 2. | Choice, The | Royce Clayton. A derisive reference to Jerry Manuel's insistence on playing The Choice at the expense of other players such as Manos, Herbert Perry and Joe Crede. |
| 3. | Clueless | Fired Tribune columnist Skip Bayless, always spouting opinions about things he clearly knows nothing about. |
| 4. | Corpseball | Any lifeless losing effort by the Sox, a predominant phenomenon for over 80 years now. |
| 5. | Cub Lovers Television | CLTV, the Chicago-area cable TV channel created by the Cubune primarily to televise Cubs baseball games. |
| 6. | Cub-Times, The | The Chicago Sun-Times. They seem to be intent on loving the Cubs more than the Cubune does. |
| 7. | Cub-like | Any thought or act of stupidity or the acceptance of mediocre performance. The worst possible insult offered by Sox fans. Usage: "How ~ is it to throw back that homerun ball!" Also "Cub-itis" and… 0.2 KB |
| 8. | Cubune | The Chicago Tribune newspaper and all its other media assets. Owners of the hated Chicago Cubs. |